19 6 / 2013
When your evil plan worked perfectly
A Hilarious Blog that you’ll love!
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19 6 / 2013
Say hello to mechanically separated chicken. It’s what all fast-food chicken is made from—things like chicken nuggets and patties. Also, the processed frozen chicken in the stores is made from it.
Basically, the entire chicken is smashed and pressed through a sieve—bones, eyes, guts, and all. it comes out looking like this.
There’s more: because it’s crawling with bacteria, it will be washed with ammonia, soaked in it, actually. Then, because it tastes gross, it will be reflavored artificially. Then, because it is weirdly pink, it will be dyed with artificial color.
But, hey, at least it tastes good, right?
High five, America!oh my god
bitch that’s the tubby custard machine
im crying
lol nice try, vegan
I FUCKING KNEW IT
its back
(via free-lyfe)
19 6 / 2013
Haunted house that takes people’s picture as they’re walking through.
why is the girl in the first photo grabbing her mom’s boob
I am laughing so hard at the 4th picture. Look how high he jumped grabbing on the other two omfg
This is one of the best things I’ve seen in ages.
The is hilarious
Oh my god this is in Niagara Falls on the canadian side, my friends and i tried to walk through it and we didn`t even get past the first door
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19 6 / 2013
19 6 / 2013
Nasty Back Hump: People who get mostly enraged at the other man/woman are on some bullshit
It’s not my responsibility to not fuck your wife, It’s her responsibility to not fuck me.
How’re you gonna expect random folk to give more of a shit about a marriage than the people who actually got…
But if you are married…why you fucking other people? How is it my fault if your wife is throwing it at me? Did I marry her? Are we gonna act like if someone is gonna cheat that they would advertise they are married? Like people don’t fucking lie and shit.Me knowing she is married doesn’t changed the fact that she wants to get it in. That shit is on her…I’m not ruining anyone’s marriage, that shit was already bad if she is already trying to get sex elsewhere
Okay yeah the marriage already sucks if shes looking for sex elsewhere but why would you want to help facilitate its destruction…? thats like saying yeah someones already sick so i can sneeze on them it doesnt matter anyway theyre already sick. THATS BULLSHIT. just like people can heal marriages can heal you dont need to facilitate the destruction of anyones fucking marriage even if it sucks shit. thats just wrong.
19 6 / 2013
Dogs make everything better
THIS IS THE ONLY POST ON TUMBLR THAT MATTERS
For anyone feeling sad
You’re welcome
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19 6 / 2013
19 6 / 2013
If the first thing you think about at the start of summer vacation isn’t High School Musical 2, you’re wrong.
we did this on the last day of school,
we got detention on the last day of school.
(via grizzliemcguire)
