More than An Element

but don’t worry, it can happen to anyone

just embrace the awkwardness

this blog is epic

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can we take a minute to reflect on akon’s full name

and people tell me my name is long………

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paging-doctorfaggot:

kdnms:

I’M ON THE FUCKING FLOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOR

THIS IS BRILLIANT!!!!

AWARDS ALL OF THEM

mom: you realize normal people don't have such strong feelings about the oxford comma
me: THE OXFORD COMMA IS IMPORTANT
mom: you realize this makes you a nerd
me:
mom:
me: i had a party with the strippers, george bush and barack obama
me: i had a party with the strippers, george bush, and barack obama
me: without the comma, you are implying that george bush and barack obama are strippers
mom:
me:
mom: this isn't normal

a detailed list of people who have a crush on me:

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